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Laurel-chan. I see, so the words 'fuck' and 'dildo' are what will make you respond? Very interesting. I'm glad to learn a new side to you. I hope you learn to respond to more words than just those two. People might get the wrong idea about you whenever I call out to you. - Takeshi


I’m serious =/





Laurel-chan. I'm sorry, but am I am I possibly making you feel worse? If you really need to fuck to get rid of all that stress, I do recommend you buy this dildo that I have. It's very powerful, and I'm sure you would enjoy it. I really didn't mean to make you feel so insignificant. Not that you /are/ totally insignificant. - Takeshi


… . 

Why are you here? 





Laurel-chan. I'm sorry if I offended you by saying that you being energetic and cute with lots of spunk was besides the point. I really didn't mean to make you feel inadequate and wanting compared to someone maybe like Eleanor-chan. I assure you that you are quite wonderful in your own, uh... special way. Perhaps the way I phrased the question bothered you. I'll try to make it more clear for you. Do you, Laurel Blackwood, prefer the right arm or left arm? - Takeshi


Fuck off. 





I'M THE FOOD THIEF. MWAHAHAHHAAHA


FUCK YOU, BASTARD. I will rip your head off. GIVE ME BACK THE FOOD.





Laurel-chan. You're energetic, cute, and got lots of spunk in you. Why wouldn't I know your name? But that's besides the point. If you're interested in pursuing that line of interest, feel free to contact me. Anyways, left or right arm? - Takeshi


Fuck off.





Laurel-chan. Which arm do you prefer, the right or the left? - Takeshi


How the fuck do you know my name? =/





Who is your favorite Disney heroine?


Mulan is the only one who kicks ass. Everyone else is fucking lame, just sleeping in towers and waiting for godmothers to make their lives better. Make your own fucking lives better. You know what Cinderella te— [/continues to ramble on about feminism]





Pokarerare Ana Nga wai o waiapu Whiti atu koe hine Marino ana e


:T LISTEN, dumbass. I don’t know that much fucking Maori; I just know a little bit and … is that even fucking Maori? 



prettygirlfood: Bacon Guacamole Grilled Cheese Sandwich Ingredients 2 slices bacon 2 slices sour dough bread 1 tablespoon butter, room temperature 1/2 cup jack and cheddar cheese, shredded 2 tablespoons guacamole, room temperature 1 tablespoon tortilla chips, crumbled (optional) Directions Cook the bacon until crispy and set aside on paper towels to drain. Butter one side of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese onto the unbuttered side of one slice of bread followed by the guacamole, bacon, tortilla chips, the remaining cheese and finally top with the remaining slice of bread with the buttered side up. Grill over medium heat until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-3 minutes per side.

prettygirlfood:

Bacon Guacamole Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Ingredients

  • 2 slices bacon
  • 2 slices sour dough bread
  • 1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
  • 1/2 cup jack and cheddar cheese, shredded
  • 2 tablespoons guacamole, room temperature
  • 1 tablespoon tortilla chips, crumbled (optional)

Directions

  1. Cook the bacon until crispy and set aside on paper towels to drain.
  2. Butter one side of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese onto the unbuttered side of one slice of bread followed by the guacamole, bacon, tortilla chips, the remaining cheese and finally top with the remaining slice of bread with the buttered side up.
  3. Grill over medium heat until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-3 minutes per side.



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